70mph, I like sweet things, Banana Boat

1. "Where are you?" she yells through the cell phone. "I don't know!" I yell back. "Steve, where are we?", I turn and ask in a normal voice. He tells me, Kentucky. "Kentucky!" I yell again into the phone. I've always wanted to sort of not know where I was.
2. A pretty glass filled with cold and fruity white Sangria.
3. I'm able to wear the dress more confidently thanks to the tan-in-a-bottle stuff for my legs.